Fruit Drinks Pillows

"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Pina Coladas

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

Tree Passion

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.