Fruit Juice Pillows

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Gooseberry Fool...

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Tree Passion

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

End of Year Figs.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"No. You turn over."

Apricots

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'