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Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'No ice.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

The last song before the party exploded.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"They grow up so fast."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You call this ice?"

Champagne Charlie.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Shaken, not stirred.'