Fizzy Drink Aficionado Prints

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"Keep 'em coming! Can handle it!!"

'No ice.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

The Alpha Seltzer

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They grow up so fast."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Champagne Charlie.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You call this ice?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.