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It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Alpha Seltzer

You are my sunshine!

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Shuck me.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Whiskey wars

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Champagne Charlie.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Boys Cooking

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'