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"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping