Fruity Drink Lover Mugs

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'