Fruit Enthusiast Mugs

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

'This plan of your is really going out on a limb!' 'That's where the fruit is.'

"You can try make-up, but you're a banana...age spots are inevitable."

"I can give you some cream to put on it!" (Man has a strawberry growing out of his head).

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lemon, but you've got lime disease."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Global warming must be getting worse - last year this was all swedes.'

'We're both dyslexic.'

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

William Tell

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Our leadership is obviously quite fruitful!'

Every once in a while collective unconscious kicks in.

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Movie Apple Peel

''My mother does it this way,' he says. 'My mother does it that way,' he says. Doc why doesn't he know he shouldn't compare the two of us?'

'Hey buddy... two's company, three's a bunch!'

'Anybody who says money doesn't grow on trees, hasn't priced oranges lately!'

Consumer of Pears.

'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

'That's Perry Peach - he's hardcore.'

Apple says to banana: 'Look, it's had to explain ??" you're just a naturally funny guy, OK?'

"Do you wash your plums?"