Fizzy Drink Lover Mugs

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Energy Drinks

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Malty tasking.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"They know me here."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Wishing Well

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Beauty shop

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"My wine! My bubbles!"

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Action Re-Drink