Fizzy Drink Fan Mugs

'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

The Alpha Seltzer

Wishing Well

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Baloneystini

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Champagne Charlie.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

A complimentary biscuit

Champagne Tasting.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Pop up hell

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Flower drinking cola.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Cocktails for dogs

"I hate to admit it...but I think I might be drinking too many sodas."

"You finished yours already?"

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'