Fizzy Drink Lover Pillows

Soda machine next to a skinny diet soda machine.

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

Iggy Pop

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Energy Drinks

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

The Alpha Seltzer

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

"They know me here."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Wishing Well

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Beauty shop

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

"My wine! My bubbles!"

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'