Fizzy Drink Admirer Pillows

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

The last song before the party exploded.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Champagne Charlie.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Roller Coasters

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

Wishing Well

Champagne Tasting.

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Who needs therapists?!"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent