Fizzy Drink Admirer Pillows

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Alpha Seltzer

You're the botanicals in my gin

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

The last song before the party exploded.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Champagne Charlie.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

Champagne Tasting.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Wishing Well

"Who needs therapists?!"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"