Fizz Fan Pillows

Flower drinking cola.

Champagne Tasting.

Flight attendant opens a carbonated drink with disastrous results.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Food fight!'

Champagne Charlie.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Football fan

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Wishing Well

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Your you is unzipped.'