Ziggy Fan Pillows

Bigly

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Give us a chip."

Tokyo City Limits

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"No, I'm scarier."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"Surf's up."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Champagne Tasting.

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"Why do I always shuffle?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Zombie scout issues

St. Patrick's Day

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Day of the Living Lunch!

Ventriloquism for Gummies

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the all-nighter crew.'