Doggie Fan Pillows

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

And now bring the girls!

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."