Doggie Fan Mugs

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'The Big Beg Theory'

Pets christmas tree

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Dachshund Yoga

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."