Doggie Mischief Fan Pillows

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Rudolph Red Light District

'You wish, Timmy.'

Squeaker Trophies

"There's something funny about those two."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Island visit.

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Green Fairy

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."