Doggie Couture Fan Pillows

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Overkill, dude."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Teacup

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."