Doggie Couture Fan T-Shirts

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Overkill, dude."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Teacup

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."