Doggie Fashionista T-Shirts

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Who knew they made dog thongs?"

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's a hand-me-down.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"Yeah, that's cool. It matches the one your master has on her ankle."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

The Cat Spa

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."