Doggy Fashionistas T-Shirts

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Bob's more realistic."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Tartan Coats

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."