Starstruck Fan T-Shirts

Nathaniel Parker

Maisie Williams

Melanie Griffith

Desert Island Meals.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"It's not what you think."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Fan club

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Never seen a cow before?"

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Diane Kruger

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Lizzy Caplan

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Amy Lou Adams

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Bro Rabbit

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Queue here

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

Barbra Streisand