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"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

A man cheers

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Moon

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Fan club

'Watch this space.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

At the space-time institute.

'Stop staring at my wife.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

You are here.

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon