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"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

A man cheers

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Moon

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Melanie Griffith

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Fan club

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Watch this space.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

At the space-time institute.

'Stop staring at my wife.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

Diane Kruger

Lizzy Caplan

'Which one's Ringo?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Amy Lou Adams

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

You are here.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon