Star-struck Fan T-Shirts

Barbra Streisand

Desert Island Meals.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Slalom

"It's not what you think."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Fan club

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

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'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Old Star-Struck National Park

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