Starstruck Fans T-Shirts

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Fan club

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Pregnancy

Magic Book.

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

The not so easy rider...

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

Barbra Streisand

"So close."

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'I hate Mondays.'

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

Snakecharmer and Soldier