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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Maternity Hospital

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Pregnancy

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Magic Book.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

God raises the steaks.

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I smell something burning.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"