Stork Fans Prints

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Maternity Hospital

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Melanie Griffith

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Pregnancy

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Diane Kruger

Magic Book.

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

God raises the steaks.

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I smell something burning.'

Let's get real. Polly want a beer.

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"