Stork Story Lovers Prints

'Relax-it's probably just a stopover!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Cupid

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Hospital

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Pregnancy

The fat boy awake again

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Understudies

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

"My most recent position was under a house."

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

Fairy Storey Car Park

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork