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Pregnancy

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Recalculating route..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Maternity Hospital

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Melanie Griffith

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Babe in the woods!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Arabian Nights.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."