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Papageno from The Magic Flute

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Recalculating route..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Maternity Hospital

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Babe in the woods!

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Arabian Nights.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"He told me he was a prince, but I guess we've all heard that one before."