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Stork delivers baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Hospital

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Pregnancy

'I hope you're hungry.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Winter Roadwork...

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'Where did I put my syringe?'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

Ostriches

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

Burying our heads in the sand

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Spot the Ball Live

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.