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Stork delivers baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Maternity Hospital

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'It's a spork!'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Pregnancy

'I hope you're hungry.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Winter Roadwork...

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

Ostriches

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

Burying our heads in the sand

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"He's self-isolating."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'