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'Relax-it's probably just a stopover!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Cupid

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Hospital

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Pregnancy

The fat boy awake again

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

Understudies

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

"My most recent position was under a house."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Fairy Storey Car Park

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

A snake finds a rabbit guilty.