Mythical Stork Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Beauty and the Beast

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"