Mythical Stork Enthusiast Gifts

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Beauty and the Beast

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Fairy tale

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"