Stork Story Fan Gifts

'Despite his enthusiasm, Brian was not made for this job!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Moby Dick

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Maternity Hospital

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."