Stork Story Fan Gifts

'Despite his enthusiasm, Brian was not made for this job!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Romulus and Remus

Maternity Hospital

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Bertolt Brecht

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."