Stork Fan Gifts

"So which HMO do you plan to join?"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Hospital

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Pregnancy

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

God raises the steaks.

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Burning the Scarecrow

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

'I smell something burning.'

"Omelettes again?!"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Naughty little boy a 'cochin' it for throwing stones at the fowls.

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork