Stork Enthusiasts Gifts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Maternity Hospital

'It's a spork!'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Pregnancy

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

Burying our heads in the sand

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

Spot the Ball Live

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

Cockerel and hen

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

No 3-Pronged Forks

"The stick maker!"

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

"I told 'em it was a crazy idea to bring in a 'returns policy'."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

Stork delivers baby.