Stork Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Hospital

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Pregnancy

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Burying our heads in the sand

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

Spot the Ball Live

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

Cockerel and hen

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

No 3-Pronged Forks

"I told 'em it was a crazy idea to bring in a 'returns policy'."

"The stick maker!"

"Hey, Buddy - fetch the stick!"

Stork delivers baby.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."