Steak Fan Gifts

God raises the steaks.

'I smell something burning.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Maths is fun!'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Easter bunny Island.

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Prime Meats.

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'