Steak Escapade Fan Gifts

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Prime Meats.

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Steak Lovers.

'One rare steak coming up.'