Urban Escapism Fan Gifts

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Hip hop Santa.

Building in the countryside

Immigrating to the City

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

City Hammock

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Bling Bling.

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Rural Cityscape

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.