Urban Escape Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Thumbing a Lift.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

The Soho Beachwear Look

'Honey, I'm home.'