Urban Escapism Fan Mugs

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Hip hop Santa.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Building in the countryside

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Immigrating to the City

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

City Hammock

Bling Bling.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Rural Cityscape

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."