Escapism Fan Gifts

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Ticket and passport, please."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Young Houdini

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Christmas escape plan

"Hey, remember the internet?"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'