Romantic Escapism Fan Gifts

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Victor Hugo

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"