Romantic Escapism Fan Pillows

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Victor Hugo

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"