Watery Escapism Fan Gifts

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Marco ..."

Fly fishing.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Hand takes a shower,

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

'Don't go near the sludge!'

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

'I need to work a different shift.'

Snorkeling Elephants

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.