Watery Escapism Fan T-Shirts

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Fly fishing.

Fish mobsters.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

Confessional bathroom

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Wanna use the door?"

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

'I need to work a different shift.'

Hand takes a shower,

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Don't go near the sludge!'

Snorkeling Elephants

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

Mermaid Portaloo.