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'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Maternity Hospital

Building a gingerbread house

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'... Got anything besides apples?'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Small steps...

Pregnancy

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"