Stork Stories Pillows

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Mom dwarves.

Maternity Hospital

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Building a gingerbread house

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Small steps...

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"